"The Blackfeather Convergence"

A great Batter for Food, not Willie Mays

A great batter is hard to beat. If you can get a batter down you can rule the world. In fact if you have a great batter and maybe a couple rubs and a couple sauces.... . . . cheap steak pounded, chicken, shrimp, asparagus, pork chop.

Chicken Fried Steak

Best Chicken Friend Steak I have ever had I had this afternoon, they cheated, they did what cooks always wanted to do but who would know if could be pulled off. They used Tempura batter and it was exquisite. Eggs, ice water, flour. It stayed crunchy after the gravy and mashed potatoes sat on it.

 

Batter Up Grill!

 

Sports Bar and Grill!

 

Menu:

Country Fried Steak

Fried Chicken

Fried Butterflied Shrimp

Fried Pancakes

Fried Eggs

Monte Cristo Sandwiches

Monk Fish and Chips

 

Friend Vegetables

 

Attention: If you use my ideas please do something nice for me. Hire me would be be a great start.

Tempura Pancakes

Please tell me you have had tempura pancakes? No one here knows what I am talking about. They are tempura pancakes!

Pancakes with a crunch? Please do not tell me this was another dream of mine. Plain or with sweet potato? Crumbled pecans and crunchy bacon bits? Syrup?

Some with goat cheese?

If anyone is interested in this I have a menu of hundreds of unique items. I have studied under the world reknownded Club 33 chef Rudy Something and Chef Max of the Zuelig after having learned the craft working for Roy Disney in making sure the Blue Bayou functioned at its optimal level.

Butchery and Thanksgiving

Purchase the name, "Sarah's Turkeys*" and make a killing this Christmas. A Sarah like drawing on the packing. It will just allow a normal place to private label and take a mark-up for a season.

 

Joe the Butcher will soon be touring. "I make pretty near minimum wage, free turkeys on the holidays, and I get to keep all the heads so I am doing pretty good. But I worry about Obama's tax plan and how it will effect my future economic stratgy."

 

Sarah Palin should action off the wardrobe she got of designer clothes. But we all know that her panties are what everyone wants. If I were room service and had to take her clothes to the dry cleaners . . .

 

 

*why isn't it "ies"? They were fucking with me with the whole, "drop the y and add ies"?

"Oh no Bill, did you fail to read the clause that says it does not apply to domesticated gamebirds?"

Okay I am making a rule, everyone else on earth shall be addressed as by there name, such as Hello Jim, or How are you doing Mary? The new rules says when speaking to Bill you must do that little midget walk. In addition the name Bill must always be both preceded and followed by the word, "hootie" e.g. How are you doing hootie Bill hootie.

If this is said in front of an Amerasian woman with a slit up her dress then it is; How are you doing hootie Bill hootie you're the man! but remember the walk.

Very interesting article. 18 vs 21 for legal drinking

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26271328

For Inventive Minds

I need something to install on my phone and my computer that I will have to blow into. If I am sober I get to operate the phone and computer. It should let me dial out for 911...no that is not needed.

I am fine driving. That of course, is a joke.

You will get a kick out of this, well maybe not you

I joined beeradvocate.com and they asked me for my chat name. So I picked the first great beer that I have ever had..

My friend John and I tried to drink beer, but it just tasted like crap. So one day I am out in my 914 with this hot, hot little coed. The most beautiful little blond with the tightest little, I digress, but her name was Cari. Chapman College, 1976 anyway we are cruising around, top down and she wants some beer so I stop at the liquor store and she says, "Get some Dos Equis, please." I say something about she should at least get American beer, but I buy it. It wasn't even clear, it was amber.

She pops them open and I take a swallow. I pull over at the next phone booth and call my friends saying it was not beer we didn't like, it was we should have been drinking Mexican beer.

Anyway I chose the name in Beer Advocate of XXAmber. Didn't realize that sounds like a porn star.

Drunken Moments

I tend to want to publish my drunken notes on occasion. Because that is something that people that know me have to deal with. I am not the nicest nor most intelligent person when I am like that.

It is why I don't get close to people much anymore. It is why I stay away from those I care about. At one time I thought it was just a tiny part of me, which taken by hours it is a tiny part of me. But my verbal destruction of myself and those around me make up in intensity,what it lacks in longevity.

A lot of people say, "Well then just don't drink."

Aye, there's the rub.

a good place to eat.

It seems it would be easy to do. Have a dark restaurant with lights above the table that are off, or dim, until occupied. I think they did that in a place on Maui, maybe not.

Salsas should be more prevalent as should mushrooms. And they should be way more colorful. With onions and peppers, tomatoes and avocados there is no reason not to take advantage of the colors.

Ceviche will fit in well with this as will the standard sushi items, and maybe a seared ahi in toasted sesame seed crust. I would say keep away from hard liquor and go with some of the new sojus and tequila wines. Hard lemonade and things like that.

Entertainment will be from one of those projectors used in sports bars, but since this bar is darker it will work better. To bad a white wall is really needed or a screeen.

Oysters.

I drank too much last night

Yeah, I drank too much last night. Sent out a bunch of drunken emails, made a bunch of drunken phone calls. I should feel bad about doing that. But at least now I am doing it once every several months. In the past it was once every several hours. It may have been the shots of 151 that put me over the edge. But I did far more shots of tequila.