I want to thank William for letting me get in my two cents worth on a subject that is very dear to my heart. Why conservatives think we should never get stoned. This is actually what they believe:
What are you going to say:
1 When someone "goofed up" on hemp crashes his car into your child's school bus because he liked the color yellow?
2 When a commercial pilot flies your jet into the ocean because he felt "mellow"?
3 When a police officer shoots your child 12 times because he wanted to win the big pink bunny shooting prize?
4 When your daughter's teacher has sex with her because the "grass" said everyone needs love?
5 When your spouse fries the canary because of the "munchies"?
6 When the local firemen let your house keep burning because their lighter is out and they may need to relight a joint?
7 When a "medical marijuana" patient pulls out his eyeballs because the lights went out in his house?
8 When you go to your neighbor's dinner party and find out too late that the rib roast is dressed as their daughter and the meat you are eating can't be defined?
9 When your Priest urinates in the holy water because he was "loopy" on the ganja and thought it was funny?
10 When your family has to sneak into your room and kill you because you wouldn't "put the weed down"?
And they will tell you all these happened to a friend of someone they know.
