"The Blackfeather Convergence"

We don't talk politics or religion in this country

Maybe that is why we are in this situation.

Short Conversation With A Political Ignoramous

I had the pleasant chance to sit at the bar with a friends daughter. As we chatted she said that she and her dad loved to talk politics. I said I was an aficionado of the subject myself.

She then said to me, I guess because of my age, "Isn't it an injustice the way Nixon was set up by the liberals?"

I sat there stunned, looking at my tequila gimlet. I did not know what to say.

"and the most courageous President ever never won an election. The liberals really stabbed Gerald Ford in the back."

from somewhere inside me this voice came out. I said bad things to the kid, she was just an attractive young girl stating her views of political reality. I should have been nicer, and if I ever see that stupid little moronic bitch I will apologize.

McCain vs Sarah Palin

It now appears that the McCain team is trying to destroy Sarah for future running. They are leaking all kinds of damaging rumors about her lack of intelligence, her massive spending.

Well they should have checked her out. What do you expect a Soccer Mom, Small Town Mayor, Governor of Alaska to be like? Well honestly you sort of expect them to know that Africa is a continent and that Mexico, United States and Canada consist of what we call North America. She did get two out of three, and she did know that Mexico was a country, just not where on the map in relation to Alaska, probably south, "cause don't you just know everytime you hear of a county it usually is south of Alaska, don't you know?"

How far Right are We?

SAO PAULO, Brazil - An ex-guerrilla who once kidnapped a U.S. ambassador has a chance to become mayor of Rio de Janeiro on Sunday in nationwide municipal elections that Brazil's ruling party is expected to dominate.

You know what that makes me think? How far into Evil has America gone to where kidnapping our ambassador is considered a good thing? I understand we get bad press but I have heard Americans say the people down there hate us because we are rich and for our freedom.

Some people think they hate us because we messed with their politics, making sure desisions always went in favor of our companies even if it meant "elimenating" people that disagreed with us. Even if it meant "backing" leaders with whatever force needed. Look at San Juan del Sur in Nicaragua, look at the El Avion restaurant in Manuel Antonio in Costa Rica. Look at who Costa Rica's national hero is?

They may hate us because we are rich, but there is a lot reasons than we talk about here in the United States.

It is a matter of preferances

This whole thing comes down to can McCain inspire more uneducated than Obama can inspire the educated. Obama leads by a huge margin if you have gone to college, McCain wins by a huge amount it you hate niggers. In America that is a very close margin. But more hate niggers than have gone to college. Well, in most intelligent schools it is overwhelming to favor Obama. But oddly enough in Christian Universities it is overwhelmingly in favor of nigger hating. I guess Jesus hated niggers.

We will see.

Sarah psychiatrist in the house?

I thought it was a very clever pick. I had no idea they picked an idiot.

They were questioning Palin's religious beliefs in additon to the fact she isn't very smart, partied and transferred through five colleges in six years and that no one remembers seeing her.

They went over the fact that she actually did everything on earth to get the bridge to nowhere and then when it bacame public denied it. They went through all the lies she said about firing the chief and the lies that she never called him. The fact that she is a pawn of big oil in a state that is all about big oil.

But at the end when she said she prayed in tongues, I had to stop and think. That was how I was taught to pray, and whenever I do pray, if not the Lords Prayer (AA says it is not a religious prayer) I pray in tongues.

But she is fucking loony.

Enter Groucho, "And Loony is a lucky fucking guy!"

Put "In god we trust" on everything

We put In God We Trust on everything in our country and pretty soon people assume every action we take is in the name of or blessed by Jesus. One out of 8 of us,

Love of money is the root of all evil, but not if you put in God We Trust on it. Hell, if Satan started wearing an "I Love Jesus" T-Shirt we'd probably think he was an okay guy. If he was waving the flag he'd be running with an Alaskan Governor

the hare has lost his spectacles

Are we all following this? Musharraf is gone in Pakistan. He was our Norriega, our Saddam Hussein, our Shaw of Iran. Remember we backed Osama ben Ladin when he was terrorisng the Russians.

So now Bush is trying to box the Russians in for some reason that at best hovers on the edge of lunacy. My fellow Americans we are going to have to be able to live in a world where some others may have a different opinon.

Russia had to come to the aid of the South Ossetians. Georgia wanted to occupy them in the same way we occupy Iraq. Evidently McCain's advisor, the lobbiest from Georgia misunderstood. He thought we would back Georgia in their invasion. He paid seriously for it. Well his country paid seriously for that blunder. Nukes are everywere, Pakistan is there and the ones that are in charge now hate our guts. So now we are arming Poland against Russia.

The hare has lost his spectacles.

We see where we are going

We see the direction we are going, we see the misery we are spreading in the name of freedom, freedom to keep making cars the way we want, freedom to dump pollutants in the air, the freedom to take wealth from other nations so we can survive. So we can gorge ourselves on the flesh of others.

But we can stop it. Can't we?

We don't have to trade the stars and stripes for the swastika.

These are legit Questions

On the Senator John McCain theory, are the prisoners we are holding in Gitmo more qualified now to run their own countries. Had Senator John McCain not been a prisoner of war would we have ever heard of him?

Maybe his sole qualification is that he was a prisoner of war. Is Barack Obamas problem that he was never a prisoner of war? Do we now judge simply by who got hurt the most in war? Who wears their flag lapel more often? Who's flag lapel pin is bigger?

If Senator Obama brought out a quadrapeligic soldier as a running mate does that beat McCain?

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